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If you become a jew, you'll just start asking to borrow money. It really never ends. Never (!)
If you become a jew, you'll just start asking to borrow money. It really never ends. Never (!)- Santa
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Approaching People
When I normally perform, it's naked and under a trench coat. When I approach a large group of people, I waste no time going straight into my "opener" (!) That normally scares them away and thus I finish with my "closer".....before the police come. :D- Santa
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No. Nope. Nadda. Never. None of it. -The end.
No. Nope. Nadda. Never. None of it. -The end.- Santa
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What do you want for Christmas?
My my my...you gents and gals never let up do you? Christmas is right around the corner and you're still re-writing your lists. FYI, I needed to have the finalized version notarized and in my hands by yesterday. Too late guys. But, just for ****s and giggles, I decided to amuse myself with your...- Santa
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They don't exist. And neither do flying reindeer. Everything you've been taught in life is a...
They don't exist. And neither do flying reindeer. Everything you've been taught in life is a lie. And you were adopted too. Sorry.- Santa
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No, Santa doesn't do ponies. How about some coal instead?
No, Santa doesn't do ponies. How about some coal instead?- Santa
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Tagged Gimmick
Read the very first line, of the very first post. And then go slap yourself. Twice. Rinse and repeat.- Santa
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Selling a PDF...how?
You can't really "protect" it too much...people will still email it to their buddies, and so on and so forth. I've been around the block enough to know that when one of my friends gets a download, so do I. :p- Santa
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Tagged Gimmick
Don't you mean Rick Ferguson? If you're going to throw a name out there, at least make sure it correctly coincides with the trick. ;)- Santa
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Tagged Gimmick
Tagged. Some great stuff in that dvd. The gimmick is simply awesome. Used properly, no one will ever suspect anything. Pick up the dvd without hesitation. Seriously, it will be one of the best, most solid purchases you've ever made. Even Mrs. Claus agrees. :p- Santa
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WH 2008 Holiday Giveaway
Why would I disguise myself as Wayne?? He would be lucky to be half as cool as me. :D- Santa
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Homer Liwag's Coins
If it's not terribly stuck, take a razor blade and try to pry the coin from the shell. It should work. And now you can sleep peacefully tonight, knowing you've been given some solid advice from the big man himself. ;) With Love, Santa- Santa
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What do you want for Christmas?
I'm sorry, WHO?!? Buddy, I'm the original Santa Claus. Not that Kris Kinner fellow you guys get so turned on by. hohohoho!! Wow...well I most certainly don't look like that. Maybe when I first got married and Mrs. Claus didn't know a frying pan from a spatula, but then I bought her a Paula...- Santa
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What do you want for Christmas?
My my my....a lot of wishes and so little time. Looks like Mrs. Claus won't be getting much sleep anytime soon, that's for sure. I would put some of those elves to work, but they're nothing but a bunch of unloyal asshats. Elves...their job is to build toys, assemble things, and do what I say...- Santa
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What do you want for Christmas?
No. Err, on second thought, yes. Because then you would have to face the wrath of Mrs. Claus. And unfortunately for me, it just so happens Christmas coincides with "that time of the month again" when her little friend is visiting. And for the record, Santa is fresh out of chocolate. Like...- Santa
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Today's Lecture Results...
I sure hope he is too...otherwise, it's coal for him.- Santa
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What do you want for Christmas?
Because you know, it's not like we're not totally swamped up North here. In fact, we've got more requests than usual this year due to the poor economy. Mostly from the wall street guys, wanting the big man to bail them out. Not this time suckas! :D So...what's on your wish list? And before I...- Santa
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Today's Lecture Results...
Thank you. I most definitely will "go" (!) :) Ralph?? Sorry, the closest match to that is Rudolph. And if I find his ass has been on my computer, he'll be lucky to be able to stand up in time for Christmas, let alone fly!- Santa
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Today's Lecture Results...
Thank you kind sir. You have no idea how nice it is to be appreciated. :) Well, I've always been a long time lurker after I delivered some Theory 11 dvds last Christmas. From there I was hopelessly hooked. But then I saw someone doubt my existence and had to chime in. With Love, Mrs...- Santa
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Today's Lecture Results...
I can't believe you guys are debating on whether my existence is fact or fiction. The nerve of you kids these days... I work day in and day out, making everything from toys and bikes, to thumb tips and baked goods...for what? Nothing! Just to fall by the wayside and be make a mockery of by a...- Santa
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