Since, it's 12:35 AM on September 28, Eastern Standard Time --
Happy Birthday!!!
Now, since I cannot give you 17 birthday punches, I will simply hack your computer 17 times.
(Please open the PM, I sent you, and then click on the provided link, thereby downloading the attached file/virus and/or trojan. Thanks

).
Once again,
Happy Birthday. (I believe I read somewhere that magenta purple was your favorite color.)
Cheers,
JTM