Fake WSJ articles

[010rusty]

Welcome back to good ole Wednesday Game-night! I hope evryone is doing great!

As many of you know I type up a (somewhat) weekly magic newspaper called: THE WAND STREET JOURNAL. Every week I look up new and exciting topics to write about. And I got thinking. What are some false(but realistic) Fake articles that would be found on the WSJ?


As always be creative and have fun!!

 

[010rusty]

JAY SANKEY RELEASES APOLOGY...
AGAIN...

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[010rusty]

Derren Brown Banned from 3 countries in fear of being a real wizard!

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[Antonio Diavolo]

“Shin Lim has finally reached level 50 warlock status”

“Ellusionist releases Fiddle Stick 2.0”

 

[010rusty]

Ellusionist releases Fiddle Stick 2.0

Followed by "Ellusionist files for bankruptcy."

 

[Al e Cat Dabra]

MAGIC SEALS TAKE OUT
YOUTUBE EXPOSERS

 

[Gabriel Z.]

"Catfish Wednesday Game-Night Suspended Indefinitely"

 

[010rusty]

"Catfish Wednesday Game-Night Suspended Indefinitely"

This is my favorite answer ever.

 

[Antonio Diavolo]

David Blaine Actually Saws Himself in Half

 

[Maaz Hasan]

Teller Attacked by Mafia, Vocal Chords Sold on Black Market,
No One Notices

 

[Antonio Diavolo]

Fox announces reboot of "Magic's Biggest Secrets" featuring wrestler, Jarek 1:20, as the Masked Magician.

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[010rusty]

Fox announces reboot of "Magic's Biggest Secrets" featuring wrestler, Jarek 1:20, as the Masked Magician.

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DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS!!!

 

[Clee26]

Ellusionist Artists Lloyd Barnes, Geraint Clarke and Adam Wilber Leaves The Company In Order To Develop Themselves as Independent Artists

 

[Antonio Diavolo]

Ellusionist Artists Lloyd Barnes, Geraint Clarke and Adam Wilber Leaves The Company In Order To Develop Themselves as Independent Artists

Wait a year and this would be a great prediction.

 

[010rusty]

Ellusionist Artists Lloyd Barnes, Geraint Clarke and Adam Wilber Leaves The Company In Order To Develop Themselves as Independent Artists

 

[Maaz Hasan]

Ellusionist Artists Lloyd Barnes, Geraint Clarke and Adam Wilber Leaves The Company In Order To Develop Themselves as Independent Artists

Wait a year and this would be a great prediction.

You know, this was almost exactly 1 year away....

 

[Antonio Diavolo]

You know, this was almost exactly 1 year away....

Oh shit maybe I actually am psychic. I don't even remember saying things. My post has aged well lmao