How to make a magician mad in 4 words.

[Al e Cat Dabra]

After producing lemons, oranges, baseballs, or other impressive final loads from chop cup:

"Ha, a fake thumb!"

 

[ParkinT]

"Do that again....slowly"

 

[ZackF]

Speaking of 4 words that made magicians mad, here's a good example:
"I'm better than Erdnase". Of course, that was only half of the quote, but I think those 4 words were plenty lol.

 

[Maaz Hasan]

(In a trailer)


Natural, Impromptu, Organic Magic

 

[010rusty]

My personal favorites are:

Go read a book.

That is already published.

TnR with Gold Monarchs

A Shuffled invisible deck

"I forgot my card."

MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE IS:

Is YouTube Exposure Bad?

I think everyone one on this forum relates

 

[Elok]

I'm late to the party... but I might as well throw in "Was that the trick?" or it's sister "What was the trick?"

Although, those make me sad more than mad...

 

[Maaz Hasan]

"Nope, don't have ______" / "Don't have a _____"

Pens, coins, cards, napkins, a phone, etc.

When you want to start a routine with borrowed objects, yet they have less things than a dude who was lost in the woods for 18 years after he got mugged.

 

[Elok]

"Magic is for children."

(Not my opinion, but would definitely make a magician angry)

 

[CWhite]

Is YouTube killing Magic?

Hehehehe

 

[Mr_ARPY]

Oh, you do magic tricks?
(Dont count the oh)
I am literally wating half of my conscious life practicing sleight of hand while I hear this!!

 

[MagicCalls2000]

'I know a trick'
'Let me show you'
'Give me your cards'

 

[MagicCalls2000]

Another one to add mine above:

'Those cards are gimmicked'

...

 

[C J]

HEY you flashed that.

 

[C J]

YouTube is the best

 

[C J]

Your cards look awful