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Lost Manifesto: Fourth Trick Preview + Extra!

Luis Vega

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Hello Guys!!

I am posting this thread for the review of the fourth trick...."Taste" of the Lost Manifesto this trick is not a card trick, it a trick with gum, some of you have seen it in tinychat...

As many of you know I have been giving for review random tricks of the Manifesto but with a little contest...I like this contests because everyone can participate since it doesn´t require a video or anything very hard...


the contest this time is very simple:

You have to create a description of an un-existant trick of any sorts...just give the description and it must be really insane and funny...

As an example "Glass: the new awesome trick...you break a glass..this could be any glass, a bottle, a car glass or even your momma´s window...and you let an spectator put the pieces inside your mouth and then you chew´em and swallow them...they will freak out since you just ate pieces of sharp glass and they will be so excited that they will tip you so nice to pay the hospital bill...this trick is completely impromptu and doesn´t require gimmicks....be ready to amaze them...and if you can...to survive"

Ok, maybe that wasn´t a very funny example but you get the idea...

There will be 3 people that will get the preview if their tricks are really funny...You have until Friday to post your trick and as a bonus I will give one person the preview of "VS" it´s an aerial switch of a card, that looks awesome and very,very,very fair...


Go!!!!
 
Jun 26, 2009
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My entry is in the form of a TV commercial:

From the mind of Ronald Mcdonald comes McNugget

McNugget is the easiest, (and tastiest) way to vanish anything edible!

From little chicken nuggets, to full on cheeseburgers!

This trick is impromptu, requires no gimmicks, and is instantly ready for another performance.

By the way, if you order in the next ten minutes, you an even get a coupon for a free 5 cent magic trick!!!

You can get all this: The McNugget, with one sentence instructions, and your free 5 cent magic trick coupon!

A 5 dollar value, yours for only $19.99!!!

So order your McNugget today, and you will be sick to your stomach by the third performance!


Thanks,

zdog
 
Nov 7, 2009
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New Ellusionist super black snake lizard dinasour cards:

These new Super awsome Ellusionist ULTRA black cards are so black that we decided to make the red cards white and the black ones purple (becuase it looks cool...) Also these cards are made out of metal so there our strongest cards yet. If you dont have these then your not a magician! Order the black snake lizard dinasour cards today!! Only $10 per deck. Plus a goddam $3 shipping....
 
Jul 8, 2008
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"PISSa fuze!" THis trick will make you PISS YOUR FRICKIN' PANTS! And it's spelled like Pizza. Coincidence? Hell no!

So you are performing in a restaurant, a family style restaurant. It's an everyday ordinary night, familys out to celebrate deaths, STD tests, miscarriage etc. When suddenly (YES!!! SUDDENLY!) a happy magician dude wearing a bow tie, rose on his collar, and top hat (YES A FRICKIN' TOP HAT!!!)

He pulls out a deck of cards. "52 FRICKIN' PICKUP!" says the happy a-hole! Then moves on to another trick. That's just a warm-up (A FRICKIN' WARM-UP!) The magician orders the dominant male figure at the table to order a HUGE FRICKIN' PIZZA! Then he turns to her Husband and asks him to order a large FRICKIN' COKE! The Magician tells the dude to take a big gulp of his beverage when....BAM FRICKIN' BAM!! He suddenly has DIABETES! "ABRA-CA-FRICKIN-DABRA BABY!"

Now the Pizza arrives (YEEEEEEEEEAH!). This now questionable "Magician" goes out to his windowless van to retrieve a roll of paper towels, in case things get "Messy" (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAAIAAIAIIAIAIDI!) The Magician performs a tablecloth stunt and the pizza stays on the table! The ambulance MAGICALLY arrives to remove a piece of broken glass from a lucky patron 40 feet away (OOOH YES!!!!!) The remains of that large coke from before is spilled all onto the pizza and mixed with magic dust (MAGIC FRICKIN DUUUUUST!). Now to make the magic happen, everybody's face is forced into the center of the pizza and SHIZ-FREAKIN-ZAM! The imprint of the card the magician was thinking of is now in the pizza! To top that off, the Magician makes the roll of paper towels DISAPPEAR!!!! Everything can be kept as a suivinere

Earlier that night...

A family of 1 Father, mother, and 2 beautiful children are settling into their seats preparing for an evening of wonder at a small pizza parlor. The smell of Garlic bread fills the air with an aroma of such high caliber, even the squirels outside are salivating. Approaching the table is a tall man, thin, bearing a top hat and rose. "Good evening ladies and gentleman. Would you like to see some magic?" The family responds, "HELL FREAKIN' YEAAH!".

A deck of cards is removed from it's soft cardboard case, and set aside. A card is selected and returned to the pack. Little Jimmy lets out a faint sneeze. The deck is shuffled various times by different members of the audience. When suddenly (uh-oh!) a card is shot out of the deck, 10 feet into the air, and then down into the magician's waiting hand. "Is this your card?" asks the Magician. "Hell frickin' no!". Once more, Jimmy sneezes and a card pops out of his nose. (A FREAKIN' CARD!). It's not their card. "Good night"

later that evening...

As the disturbed family is getting up to go play on the train tracks, the small family is leaving the restaurant as well. When SUDDENLY, a tall dark figure, strangely resembling the Magician with a paper bag over his head, runs up behind the two familys and pushes them into each other. From the wreckage of the freak accident, a single playing card is found. THEIR PLAYING CARD! SHIZAAAAM!! As if that wasn't enough, in a cloud of mystic smoke, the dark figure turns into the Magician. He looks into the camera and shouts [CENSORED DUE TO COPYWRIGHT CLAIMS]

Everything is impromptu and can be performed in any situation! Includes gimmicks. You can even borrow the ambulance. Perfect for stage and street!
 

Luis Vega

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Mar 19, 2008
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Leon, Guanajuato Mexico
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Hey what´s up!!! I just wanted to step by and tell everybody that I am extending the deadline for your submisions in this thread another week, since a lot of people is on holidays and not everybody get to log in lately...

cheers!!!
 
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