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[Furnneeli]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

 

[Sam Hardy]

This shouldn't really be in the Product Reviews section...

If anywhere, this should belong in General Discussion. If that...

-Sam H

 

[SamRochon]

Man, those are so weak !
They're like the jokes you laugh at because of how bad they are.

Also yes, this is a very informative review, thanks

 

[tally-ho]

why, just why? it shouldn't even be in general discussion.
reported.

 

[clllllust]

Hello and welcome to Theory11,

I just want to inform you about a few things since you're new. I changed the title of your thread, to make it a bit more appropriate to the actual context of your post.

Also, this forum is about magic, not jokes or random stories. It's OK in this I suppose since you're introducing yourself, but creating threads solely for jokes is not what we're looking for.

With that be sure to check out the forum rules, and I hope to see you around,
-RA69

 

[kevin]

welcome to the forums...?

 

[cm763]

I LOL'd. Probably not for the reason the OP was intending, but I still LOL'd.

Anyway, welcome to the forums! I have to agree, please do check out the Official Forum Rules, and I'd also enjoy seeing you around (as much as I'd want to see anyone else here on the forum, anyway ).

 

[honepilling]

Nice post.

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

 

[The Tumbleweed]

Nice post.

Nice post.

 

[Sir FansAlot]

I thought they were funny. Here is a joke I heard earlier this week about a guy who moved to Alabama (I was born there by the way so it is strictly a joke):


His neighbor comes over and pounds on his door with an apple pie his wife cooked up. "Welcome to the neighborhood friend, we're throwing a party this weekend down the street and you're welcome to attend."

"But you have to know that sometimes there is a lot of dancing..." And the guy says "I love dancing, no problem..."

So he says "sometimes there is a lot of fighting that goes on... people get beat up." And the guy says, "don't worry I can hold my own..."

And then he says, "there's a lot of sex at these parties too...." And the guy says that is Fine with me, this sounds like a GREAT party... what should I wear?

"That doesn't matter, it will just be the two of us..."