Terrible Pickup lines

[010rusty]

Hello every one I really hope you guys are having a great week, but if you are not, don't worry you just have 2 and a half days left. Ergo it's time for WEDNESDAY GAME NIGHT.

Just a quick note:Last week was by far my favorite. It was amazing, and one of my favorite threads. I want to give you guys applauds for that.

Anyway this week's is very simple. Come up with the WORST, CHEESIEST ,MOST CRINGE INDUCING, and just absolute Terrible magic related pick-up lines. I mean just awful. Stuff that can get you slapped, but can get a chuckle out of your friends. ​

[REMEBER THIS IS A PG THREAD]​

This may be a mistake, but I have faith in you guys. So that is your task, and As always be creative and have fun!!!!!

(not gonna lie, I'm already regretting this one...)

 

[010rusty]

Wow, girl Are you an invisible deck cause you stun EVERYONE!!!!

 

[010rusty]

Wow! Girl you really got a figure 25.

(Yeah you'll have to pull out Your Erdnase books for that, or not it won't be funny either way tbh)

 

[Maaz Hasan]

52

Oh, wrong kind of pickup, my bad.

 

[Stu-pendous]

Hey you girl, are you a deck of cards? Because I'd like to gamblers cop a feel*


*Used by Daniel Madison probably

 

[obrienmagic]

"Want to see a card trick?" *insert creepy smile here*

 

[DominusDolorum]

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a playing card, I would pick you."

 

[Lord Magic]

"Are you Xavior Spade? 'Cause you make my card RISE."

"Wanna see my cups and balls routine?"

 

[Lord Magic]

And then there's one for the cardists out there...

"Wanna see my anaconda?"

 

[Lord Magic]

But here's a few 'polite' ones I guess...

"Are you Apollo Robins? 'Cause you just stole my heart."

"You must be David Blaine, 'cuz you make me frozen in time."

"Are you Derren Brown? 'Cuz girl...you got me hypnotised!"

 

[Lord Magic]

"I wish you were David Blaine...because I wanna keep WATCHing you."

#FAILTOTHEPOWERINFINITY

 

[JustinTheMediocre]

*me, after a great date*
Me: Keep the change.

 

[CWhite]

You're so pretty I want to make you disappear...

 

[CWhite]

Want to see my Magic Wand?

 

[CWhite]

Can I buy you a drink? No?...
Are you happy with that choice or would you like to change it?

 

[CWhite]

I'm like YouTube Magic in bed....
I sound great, but you won't be satisfied.

 

[C J]

I'm like YouTube Magic in bed....
I sound great, but you won't be satisfied.

wOw

 

[Gabriel Z.]

I painted that Jack of Clubs on the door to my room....... Wait ,what are you doing at the door to my room.

 

[Aoma Cups]

Girl, you’re as sweet as nine fine ladies, and this, from one sick knave.

 

[Mattxdfa]

"Want to see a card trick?" *insert creepy smile here*

I want you to know that I have used this and had great success with it!