The chocolate heart thing was really good.
I've been called Magic Mike, too. I like that one. haha
P.S. Was that asian guy on crack?
All Asians are opium. Everyone knows that. lol
Do you think his reactions were honest, or was he just messing with you?
That guy didn't really annoy me. (not just because he's also Asian)
If he was doing that when I was performing, I would just start messing around WITH him, pretending to be intoxicated as well. That isn't your style but it is mine, my character and performances are a little bit crazier than yours. Just as scripted, but I try to give the appearance that I'm making it up as I go along.
If when someone starts acting like that and you act even crazier it can be funny. You're encouraging their behavior and building it up into a frenzy which sets up the mood of the crowd up for some crazy reactions. (this wouldn't be good at a serious gig, but in a casual setting it works as long as you are in control)
But, if anyone wants to know a simple joke that will make any Asian person shut up PM me.
(I'm not selling out on my race, but annoying Asian people piss me off too. especially how some people associate us together)