You know that you're a magician when...

[WILL-I-AM]

Haha Wow a lot of these are so true I think my favourite is this one though

"You tenkai palm a pop tart"

Yes, that to made me laugh quite hard

 

[hawk7]

I read this somewhere:

You know that you're a magician when your best pick-up line is "pick a card."
JTM

shit, you totally caught me! ;-)

 

[xandernova]

You know your a magician when anytime one of your friends hands you anything remotely similar to coins or cards you palm it off and say to them " whered it go dude ? "

 

[KeenanG]

Haha Wow a lot of these are so true I think my favourite is this one though

"You tenkai palm a pop tart"

Wow.

Old school memories....

I miss Mr. Symbol =((

Keenan

 

[clllllust]

I thought of another when earlier today when I dropped a deck of cards and had to pick them all up and I think this is classic.

-When you've picked up more cards than chicks in the past month

lol.

-RA69

 

[drorange]

when you buy a top hat

 

[fspigeon]

when you buy a top hat

That's not being a magician, that's just cool!

 

[MaxDeVill]

You know you're a magician when you sit around making up one liners about being a magician.

 

[fspigeon]

You know you're a magician when you sit around making up one liners about being a magician.

I was waiting for that one to come up!

 

[xandernova]

You know your a magician when you go to a party and see another magician and the first thing you say when you see him do ANYTHING is " i can do that "

 

[Glenn West]

Ok, I could have sworn i posted this already, but It may have been removed. I hoped it would not be offencive, but it might have been to some, and thus why it was removed.

So i will repost it, but in a bit tamer way.

The terms "stripper" "stacked" and "nudist" bring to mind playing cards and you see nothing wrong with that.

 

[fspigeon]

Ok, I could have sworn i posted this already, but It may have been removed. I hoped it would not be offencive, but it might have been to some, and thus why it was removed.

I can now see why.